Dick's Last Resort at Excalibur

Dick's Last Resort is where people go to pay money for servers to insult them, and honestly? It's kind of brilliant. If you've got thin skin or take yourself seriously, this isn't your spot. But if you want cheap drinks, decent bar food, and entertainment in the form of waitstaff roasting the bachelorette party at the next table, welcome home.

The Happy Hour Deal

Monday through Thursday from 12-5pm, everything on the happy hour menu is $8. Beer, wine, wells, select appetizers—all the same price. It's stupidly simple and actually a solid deal for a Strip casino restaurant. The five-hour window means you've got flexibility whether you're doing a late lunch or early dinner situation. Just know that the servers will absolutely give you shit for ordering during happy hour if they feel like it. That's the whole gimmick.

What You're Actually Getting Into

The staff here are trained to be rude—it's literally their job. They'll write insults on giant paper hats and make you wear them. They'll roast your outfit, your drink order, your life choices. If you're celebrating something, they'll make it everyone's business and probably mock you for it. Some people love this. Some people get genuinely offended and leave bad Yelp reviews. Know yourself before walking in.

The Food & Drink Reality

The drinks are standard bar pours, nothing fancy but properly made. The food's actually pretty good—think elevated bar food with big portions. During happy hour, the $8 appetizers can easily serve two people, so you can stretch that budget. The buckets of beer are a popular move for groups. Everything's served with maximum sass, obviously.

Who This Place Is For

Dick's works best for groups with a sense of humor. Bachelor/bachelorette parties, friend trips, people who aren't easily offended. It's loud, it's chaotic, and the entertainment value comes from the servers' antics. Solo drinkers might find it less fun unless you're really into watching the circus. Families with kids sometimes show up, which is... a choice. The insults don't get filtered for children.

Strategic Advice

Weekday afternoons during happy hour are your best bet. You'll get the full Dick's experience without fighting through weekend crowds. Sit at the bar if you want slightly less chaos or a table if you want the full interactive roasting experience. Come prepared to be the butt of jokes, tip your server well (they're playing a character, they still deserve it), and don't take anything personally.

It's not sophisticated. It's not classy. But it's definitely Vegas, and that $8 everything happy hour makes it easier to laugh when your server tells you your shirt looks like it came from a divorced dad's garage sale.